My Advice to You: Don't Eat Tacos at Bedtime
The first time Steve and I went swimming, we’d anticipated a restful night’s sleep on account of all that exercise. However, Steve spent the night feeling jittery and restless, while I found that consuming 967 pounds of taco meat combined with a metric ton of cheese at bedtime is surprisingly not conducive to a sound slumber.
Last night, Steve and I went swimming again, and all the old idiosyncrasies of swimming became fresh in my brain:
- Searing calf muscle cramps that prompt me to reach for bananas or any other high-potassium food I can find.
- The hair closest to my face gets bleached nearly white.
- The ever-present scent of chlorine, no matter how often or thoroughly one showers.
- Shoulders that grow broader than my hips, plus cut tricep muscles.
Only one week until my next dress fitting… which will then be only one month before we’re married. Exciting times.

Reader Comments (1)
I love love love the swimmer's body. But I haaaate chlorine.
So I'm holding out for a fancy freshwater Olympic-sized pool. Until then (which is never), the elliptical. ...and pushups.