I am ridiculous. I got up early this morning and made a big old chart with some tables at the bottom so that I may gleefully track my fitness progress on my road to the dress fitting. I’m a little less than four weeks away, so I need to be super vigilant about eating clean (isn’t that the new buzzword kids are using these days?) and getting in some super tough workouts every day of the week. Except for one day, during which I let myself recover from the pounding.

I would also like to work in some kind of planned “cheat meal” per week, but maybe that will be just whenever we go out. Since we’re old now. And we never go out. Which is actually kind of fine with me, because we bought the world’s supply of meat on our last grocery shopping trip, so we’ve been cooking fairly often.

Anyway. So the charts. The whole thing-uh-muh-bobber fits on one piece of paper. The big graph is color-coded in pink and green – pink for weight, and green for bodyfat. Right now, they are both moving in the right direction (downwards) so I’m a bit giddy about that. Although my butt hurts. On account of the soreness. From working my glutes silly. Just silly, I tell ya.

And then I have three tables below the graph so that I can chart my measurements (arms, chest, waist, hips, blah blah blah) every week.

Steve is so supremely disturbed by this behavior. He told me I have OCD in two areas. One being this whole charting business. I can’t argue there. The other is with the working out, and spending time thinking about what I’m going to do in my workout, and then working out, and then thinking about the workout afterwards.

Last night, as I was going to sleep, all I could think about is work. It’s my life right now, since the channel is launching on June 4th and so there’s much to be done. I was done thinking about work though, as I was drifting off to sleep, and so I strove to find something else to think about.

I won’t lie. Fond memories of my work out helped me fall asleep.

But soon. Soon I will be able to do pull-ups. And then I’ll feel badass.

And then the channel will launch. And hopefully pull-ups won’t be the greatest thing to happen to me.