My sister is in town this week, doing things like lobbying Congress and seeing her elbow appear on the news because she's sitting next to people who are worthy of news coverage. She's like, important and stuff.

When you've got a sister like that and a brother who has worked on two presidential campaigns this year and currently attends an Ivy League law school, well, sometimes it can make you feel like a Roger Clinton to their Bill.

And I mean presidential Bill,   not fending-off-an-amorous-dog Bill.